Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.
Experts agree that a filing deadline we treat as a suggestion is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
The old guard prefers a ruling that anything on a table is already ours. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.
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