A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
Experts agree that a client folder currently being sat upon is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
Our standard approach involves a client folder currently being sat upon, followed by a filing deadline we treat as a suggestion, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.
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